My life as a tag line

This week’s RemembeRED post is short and sweet. We were to imagine our life, or a part of our life, as a title and tagline. That’s it.

You shouldn’t pick your nose. You can’t pick your kids. But, you can pick your kids’ nose.

How motherhood has made me a better person and helped me overcome my fears of getting fat, growing older and vomit.

12 thoughts on “My life as a tag line

  1. Oddly enough, I came to terms very quickly with being a larger form of me, dealing with grey hair, and the vomit best to be quickly cleaned before you can think about it…just breathe through your mouth is what I end up shouting at my husband as he is dry-heaving! 🙂

    Ohhh, and don’t forget the “unknown” things you’d fear if you had known…like your son (at almost 2 becoming picasso and painting poop all over the walls, bed, and himself during naptime…being baked by the sunny afternoon and you’d walk in to eau d’poo-poo.) That’s a team effort…dad bathe the kid/mom clean the room. That happened about 3 or 4 times! ugh! That beats vomit any day! Then my daughter, at the same age, used to hold her breath until she passed out as a temper tantrum. Lovely. Surprised she isn’t brain damaged. 🙂

    Lake Forest, CA

  2.’s a #1 bestseller, I can feel it!!!

    this is SO FUNNY and so true (I pick their noses constantly..I have been known to yell “please for the love of God…learn to blow your ow nose!!!” 😉

    plus look how pretty you the picture!

  3. Oh dear, the vomit. I always thought that would be my downfall, until it happened. Thankfully, motherhood does come with some sort of autopilot in that situation!

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